After 18 years of mooching off my parents I decided to join the Army for adventure and money. I got a lot of the former and little of the latter. At the end of a three year world tour with the 82nd Airborne I could put the following stickers on my suitcase: Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Quatar, Germany, Ireland, England, and Pakistan (unofficially of course). My long term goals are to purchase the Chicago Bears and to eliminate Democrat strongholds using McCarthy-like strong-arm tactics.
Email: Kevin@faulknerstrategies.com
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Politician: Cardinal de Richelieu
Sports Team: Da Bears
Book: The Brothers Karamazov
